"The Economy"

 The economy is getting better, but the media isn't saying very much about it.  They like it when the news is bad.  When the stocks were dropping, that was all they could talk about. "Oh, my God, your stocks are going down!  Watch your stocks! Watch your stocks!"  I was like, I should be watching my stocks.  Then I realized--I don't have any stocks!  I was broke when the meltdown started; I'll be broke when it's over.  My portfolio is stable. I'm not waiting for my 401(K) to come back--I don't have one. My 401(K) is a Powerball ticket.  My retirement plan is a slippery floor at WalMart.

Past Performances

Comedy Clubs:

Comedy Caravan – Louisville, KY

Zanies – Nashville, TN

Funny Bone – South Bend, IN

Crackers – Indianapolis, IN

Jokers – Dayton, OH

Comedy Off Broadway – Lexington, KY

Comedy Catch – Chattanooga, TN

Jukebox Comedy Café – Peoria, IL

Gary Fields Comedy Club – Kalamazoo, MI

Chaplin’s – Detroit, MI

Hilarities – Cleveland, OH

The Stardome – Birmingham, AL



Theatres:

Royal Palm Theatre – Boca Grande, FL

Imperial Theatre – Augusta, GA

State Theatre – Kalamazoo, MI



Colleges:

University of Louisville – Louisville, KY

University of Kentucky – Lexington, KY

Grand Valley State – Grand Rapids, MI

Indiana University – Bloomington, IN

University of Ohio – Athens